A few well known, a few unknown, unpsoken, or spoken rules 2 live by (brought 2 you by…us!)

1. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

2. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

3. Not one shred of evifence supports the notion that life is serious.

4. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

5. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well, just get up and dance!

..more to come folks, so get big!

If you’re not watching Americas Best Dance Crew, you’re missing out on one of life’s little treasures!

…so miss no longer! (Thursdays @ 10)

Back in the day, when we were younger and immature, we stumbled across a wonderful shortcut while driving and put it to good use.  You know the Target on Polaris, and then the apartments that are behind them? Well we found that it is much faster to drive back behind Target and have someone get out of the car and lift up the pole, that is supposed to keep people from cutting through, than drive ALLLLL the way around to get to Lazelle Road from Polaris Parkway.

Well it has been a while since we have done this immature thing, but we decided to give it a whirl again the other day.  I was driving and Britt was in the passenger seat, which meant she had to get out and lift up the pole so I could pass through.  She was a little upset that she had to get out and do it, so we had a little teeny argument about whether or not she was actually going to get out and do it, while I parked my car in front of the pole.

Well, she finally gets out to do it, and I watch with a big smile on my face as I pull my car through.  As Britt is winding back around the car to get in, I look over to my right and see a middle aged business man and his dog…just standing there watching us perform this illegal act with his mouth literally hanging open.  He had just witnessed not only us actually doing it, but our argument before hand.

I was horrified.  Britt gets in the car, still having not noticed the man right beside her watching.  So I tell her, “Britt, look out your window”..she turns her head, screams of embarrassment, and then ducked her head down. Dude, he already saw the whole thing!

Anyways, it was awfully mortifying. We got that feeling you get when you’re a little kid and you just got caught right in the middle of doing something wrong.

Lesson learned: next time just blaze right under the pole as it cascades atop your car….no need for anyone to get out!

You know that sanity/insanity line I spoke of earlier?

Well I did it!..I blazed on over that sucker!…

..but Hilary and Barack were over there on the other side…

..and I blazed my behind back over right quick!

So we’ve been outa the cake baking game for a short while, but made a return yesterday to make birthday cakes for the world’s most adorable child, Babebraham Monson!!

I don’t know what our problem is but every time we bake we seem to manage some sort of “uh-oh”.

I’m to blame for last nights “uh-oh” though! Britt put me in charge of making the icing, simple enough. I was only supposed to to double the recipe, but I accidentally quadrupalled it when I was only supposed to put in 1/2 cup of shortening, and I put four.

It would have been fine had my bowl not been so small.  Have you ever tried mixing in eight pounds of confectioners sugar?

Yea, it makes a really big mess, especially when you turn the mixer on full speed. I was an albino.

Still tastes good though, we just have eight pounds of icing!

Ya know what’s really sick?

A deer with no butt.

Why does the deer have no butt?

Cuz the coyotes ate it!!!

Well Neil, we stopped at Sonic on the way home from Tennessee, and we will tell ya that it was quite possibly the most amazing food experience of our lives! First, they have absolutely anything our hearts would ever desire on the menu…it took us about 15 minutes just to decide.

Some of our favorites were the breakfast (and the fact that they serve it all day is pure genious), the grilled chicken wrap and salad, french fries, cheese sticks, all of their icecream, and something about a cake sundae that sounded positively sinful. We decided we could probably eat there every day of lives and have no regrets…except that extra 25 pounds we’d probably gain.

 Our only complaint was that it took big fatty 22 minutes to emerge from his cubicle and bring us our food.  A little slow for our liking, but don’t worry, we let him know!

We took a pic of the menu for ya Neil, in case you wanted to study it!

Last night we watched the Republican Presidential Debate.  Now, we will admit that we have probably not been doing enough research on our candidates, but we’re on the ball now! We both pretty much have liked Fred Thompson up till now, and I think we both still do, but we have new favorites to add to the list.

The other two that I think we liked best were Duncan Hunter and John McCain.  I don’t think Hunter is really up there in the polls, but he seemed real, and we like his stances.  John McCain is just a balls to the wall, this is what I’m about, no crap kinda guy, and I think that’s what we need.  He made the point that the American people have no confidence and trust in the federal government, and that’s real. We like both of them, but more research is needed!

I’ll tell ya who we didn’t like..and this is just our opinion, but for one, Ron Paul seemed like one huge butt-sucker! He was full of crap on a lot of the issues, and did anyone else notice that he either has one really big anger issue, or just tends to get a lil over-excited, making him look slightly psychotic! Not to mention the fact that he looks like he’s gonna croak any day now. I hate the fact he seemed to side with freakin Hilary Clinton (which fyi, we are moving to Canada to plan her assasination if she get elected) that the President needs approval from Congress in order to take military action.  Everyone else seemed to pretty much agree that the approval of Congress is definitely a plus and something one should do unless…there is an imminent threat to the United States and immediate action is needed.  The President has that right, and should have it.  Or we could just sit around and get blown the frick up while Hilary and Ron go ask Congress. Yea, good idea.

We also didn’t like Mitt Romney.  He was a little fake for our liking, and his “Michigan is personal” comment seemed like he was just kissing some major butt.  Rudy Giuliani didn’t score any points either.  He was cocky as all get out, and simply seemed more interested in making himself look good, than actually doing anything to benefit the American people.  Plus with all his and Romney’s nit-picking the entire time, I think they had their heads too far up eachothers butts to even notice what else was going on.

Well that’s enough poltical talk for now!

OOOOOHHHH, we almost forgot!

We are now accepting moving volunteers! We know, you’d love to help!

You see, we kinda suck at moving, and lifting, and not breaking things…so if you’re interested, be sure to let us know.  Cuz if no one helps us, we might end up looking like this, and we know no one wants that!

A weird thing happened not too long ago…

My friend Brittany, who is normally a very humble person, made a completely random, very conceited comment.

She said, and I quote:

“Ya know Mare, I really don’t think people realize how funny we are!”

Shocking, I know